…DANA GETS DRESSED

Instructions:

It’s the weekend and there is nothing Dana loves more than to go out and get her dance on.  Then tragedy strikes! *Gasp* What ever will she wear?  If you’re getting ready with Dana, then you are true friends.  This is not a place to mess around; this is a time of business and patience.  There may be yelling, there may be tears, and there will be sweat.  As Dana looks for an outfit, she also has a room makeover and may get a solid workout in during the process.  Before your very eyes, she will have created a new rug made solely out of her clothes and her arms will be instantly toned from getting dressed to undressed multiple times in a matter of seconds.

Warning: As she rips apart her closet, first there is laughter watching Dana suffer through an ordinary act that has become so tedious.  Then there is a new rug of Dana’s clothes. 

Important: Her favorite place to shop is her friend’s closets because obviously nothing of her own will suffice.  Before Dana comes to your house, makes you a new rug of clothes, and tries to convince herself that your body types ARE the same, so the shirt in fact DOES look good, here is a solution…

Solution: If you are feeling like a good friend (or a all around decent Samaritan), bring Dana three tops to choose from.  One should be fun and flirty, one basic and black, and one with spaghetti straps that throws out a pop of color.  

Caution: More than three options could end up in mayhem.