…DANA EATS

Instructions:

If you’re going to a meal with Dana, be mentally prepared. A surplus of hand wipes is recommended. Menus are dirty and you will probably be holding them for a while Dana figured out what she wants. 

~A memoir from Dana herself~

Before you judge me on my painful thought process, let’s rewind. I have always been a “Plane Jane” kind of girl as my mom always tells me.  This comes from living in a world with a fear of “condiments.”  I like to think I’m a changed woman nowadays.  I went abroad to Vietnam where I ate snake, fried snakeskin, rice wine (essentially moonshine), barbecued crocodile, and frog legs.  ME. The same person who refuses to try ketchup or peanut butter, the most mundane of foods.  So…. should I try them tomorrow?  Eh, probably not.